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Hole In The Road

A community so small that the residents would have to dig a "hole in the road" to get any passing cars to stop. Usually associated with roadside stands and occasionally cheesy "tourist" attractions like the frequently seen "Mystery Spot".
On the way here we stopped at this little hole in the road and picked up some peanuts. You can have them, they ain't worth a damn. Poor folks haven't seen a swinging dick stop by all day.
by kiteless. June 11, 2013
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Sad Road

Ewww! That guy has such a long sad road.
by Talora October 21, 2008
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Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off
*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands
by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018
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Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."
"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."
by C.S.K. July 10, 2009
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road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.
"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"
by Andy July 20, 2003
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road rules

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)
by blondie July 12, 2003
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road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak
when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat
by Hobo joe August 2, 2003
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