taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

Chair Thrower

An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.

Hey remember that time chair thrower threw a chair out the window, almost sliming some dude out?

by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025

Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015