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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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princess pole

Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
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Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
by Brambleboie November 10, 2020
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tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
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pole mate

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
by Gadzooks March 18, 2014
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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