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muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 03, 2017
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Muff Head

A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina
"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".
by CoonKiller21 March 03, 2019
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Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.
When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.
by das jewden November 09, 2009
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.
Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!
by CrackerHoe October 15, 2010
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muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game
Gabe is muff cabbage
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