Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

tech tapped

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.

Karen is so tech tapped, she's lookin' to get fired.

by mimbers August 13, 2020

Boob Tape

Tape that is added to the nipples to keep the female from nipping.

I had to put on boob tape because it was cold.

by Thatjit69 September 2, 2020

chilly tape

cold song that makes you freeze with surprise because of how good it is.

“have you listen to deans chilly tape yet?”
“nah let me take a listen.”
“holy shi-“

by mitchboy444 November 9, 2020

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021