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Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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The Tainted Rose

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!
by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022
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Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022
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Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.
My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.
by seemslikeit March 7, 2022
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Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.
On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
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Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.
Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!
by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025
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Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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