Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
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On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
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Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!
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