Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

Tom, Dick and Harry

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2023

Richard

One who could be considered poggers

That "Richard" is poggers.

by twitchguy December 6, 2022

Richard Squiggers

Stephen Hawking's little brother

Richard Squiggers is basically Stephen Hawking's little brother!

by askdjsakldsahjdsa December 21, 2022

Richard’s Inverse Equation

States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels

“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”

Richard’s Inverse Equation

by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023

Richard Graine

Richard Graine est un Ufologue et Pédophile qui cache ses cadavres dans la grotte des fées.

Richard Graine ne viole.

by Theodore________ December 4, 2018

mallori richards

Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her

O your with Mallori Richards yeah she’s a bitch I hate her

by T.Swizzle October 23, 2018