strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake

I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.

by Follicle April 6, 2003

sprawn

Sprawn... A spray of fluid that originates from the rear of ones open mouth whilst yawning.
Spray & Yawn = SPRAWN

Sprawn is a rare occurance and can not be repeated deliberately. It is a totally randam phenomena which leaves the sprawner suprised and bewildered as to what has occured and wishing they had had the manners to cover thier mouth. It is very similar to a snake spraying its victim with poison.
"cover your mouth when you yawn... you just sprawned me in my eye!".

by skindeep January 6, 2008

Strawboss

A Fat lazy man who bosses people around because he thinks he is in charge.

Stop strawbossing me around Greg, you fat pig.
I dont like people who strawboss

by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018

Strawberry Milkshake

The act of banging a girl on her period and cumming inside her. You then proceed to suck out the mix of blood and semen through a straw.

#1: Dude.... that strawberry milkshake your mom gave me was gross.

#2: ..............................

by master of wank August 26, 2010

strawberryclock

HE RULES, YOU ARE NOTHING TO HIM
STRAWBERRYCLOCK > YOU
HAIL THE CLOCK CREW
"The Clock Crew. Spreading a cult, spam, senceless violence, flash poontang..and..AND...CLOCK CREW!!bbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!! HAIL THE CC, OR DIE!!!EEIIHA!!!

Hey dude, did you whatch that awesome HAIL STRAWBERRYCLOCK!!!

by GRAFFITICANCLOCK December 19, 2003

Strawberry Cheese-cake

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'

Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.

by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

little scrawny doushbag turd

1. an unattractive boy who thinks he is so cool and decides to treats girls like crap and make them cry
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.

3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.

One of my beautiful friends was going out with a little scrawny doushbag turd who got mad at her for no reason and repeatly called her a bitch and always told her to shut the fuck up. He treated her with no respect and made her cry many times. Guys like this are known as "Little Scrawny Doushbag Turds."

by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010