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female gay squirrel

saying created by mya dimock- “female gay squirrel” used in the sentence “ok female gay squirrel “ oey gets called that a lot
“Ok FEMALE GAY SQUIRREL OEY”
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hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.
Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.
by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006
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Texan Squirrel Dip

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.
I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.
by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009
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Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015
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just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).
The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.
by Slygeekta December 30, 2015
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Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context
by Skully X_X June 12, 2018
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squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
by nrcraddo October 12, 2017
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