dead squirrel 

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

dead squirrel by lil' Miss Sunshine October 9, 2008

The Squirrel 

In an archaeological dig, men found a statue of a Squirrel. It was unclear when the Squirrel was made. The Squirrel is grey and is made of stone.

The Squirrel now resides in a cage in Ottawa, and is only freed when a score of 50 is acquired in the sport Flügenball.

Yesterday we got 104 hits in Flügenball. Do we get to see the Squirrel twice?

The Squirrel by A bird. January 18, 2010

Nike Squirrel 

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

Nike Squirrel by Botonist March 10, 2011

giant half chicken half squirrel 

yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"

giant half chicken half squirrel by god June 2, 2003

dead squirrel 

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

dead squirrel by sam January 6, 2003

Dead Squirrel 

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

Dead Squirrel by Neil Page January 12, 2008

fuzzy squirrel 

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

fuzzy squirrel by Dimbat June 11, 2004