Spunky Backpack

When a homosexual male has anal sex with another male and ejaculates onto his back, giving him a backpack made entirely of spunk.

Gay guy to gay friend: "I'd definately give him a spunky backpack... elton john style."

by rutters mullet August 4, 2008

Spunk Dunk

1. The act of ejaculation inside a sexual partner.

"I can't believe you let him Spunk Dunk you! Do you want to get pregnant or something?"

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013

grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

spunk

The past tense of the verb "spank" which means to to slap a childs butt in order to punish him or her.

Alex spunk his child. Don't tell the adoption agency.

by webweb November 4, 2009

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

Spunt

A female that is a spoiled brat and is also a cunt at the same time is called a Spunt.

That Emily used to be pretty cool, but now she turned into a Spunt.

by Vincentboobiebat August 18, 2008