Wooden spoon karaoke 

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

Wooden spoon karaoke by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024

Dirty Spoon 

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

Dirty Spoon by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Dirty spoon 

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.

I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.

Dirty spoon by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024

Bouillon spoon 

A spoon, according to which soup is not bouillon, or doesn't contain bouillon.

Pass me the bouillon spoon, sir, so I can eat my veggies and water separately.

Bouillon spoon by Sepia_ May 14, 2024

Danger spoon 

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.

"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."

Danger spoon by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024

Seattle spoon wheel 

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

Seattle spoon wheel by Afakename June 27, 2024

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

Velvet Spoon Routine by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024