spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

Spermicus

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

by way2go March 9, 2009

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

Spermoit

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

by Nigareq August 28, 2020

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

mike sherm

he is a dark skinned guy, he has a music career and always has bluestrips, he is popular, and he BOMB ASF

omggg mike sherm

by mikee shermm May 1, 2017