salty mcdougal

a girl is giving her guy head, he comes in her mouth, she spits his come on a hotdog (somewhat like a condiment, ketchup, relish, etc.) and then he eats it

"This fair food is great babe, but I'd really enjoy a salty mcdougal in the bedroom later"

by PearlintheClam December 9, 2008

Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

by The Branch November 30, 2010

Salty Brioche

A piece of food which can be construed as a sexual innuendo in Bulgarian and English

Would you like to see my salty brioche on webcam?

My Salty Brioche is stumpy

by crotuon king June 29, 2011

Salty Nemesis and The Prostitutes

A band consisting of Salty Nemesis and well, the prostitutes. They play a guitar, bang on a guitar, and a remote control comb thing. A song by them is Lead Me to the Hotel. They're not that great...

Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...

by FourKicks July 24, 2011

Salty P

A legendary rapper that we all once knew through the mere images of salt and obedience. His Negroes, help support the salt industry and provide conscience coincidental cooling for his brittle thoughts and understandings of the rap industry.

Example 1: "Hey kids! It's Salty P, ain't no niggas finna mess with me!"

Example 2: Salty P quotes: "Ar-ny P, hen-nes-sy, that's why they call it a no-torious B"

by Dr. Love69 November 19, 2011

Salty Guy

A guy with no morals.

He said he wanted to be with my best friend he is a Salty Guy.

by New York Salty January 28, 2016

salty balty

when a fly ass nigga get mad

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"

by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016