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Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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Logan Paul Sneeze

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI
KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019
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sneaky sue

The codename given to an unattractive girl who will show up to parties after all the alcohol has been consumed and proceed to try to hook up with the guys who would never give her the time of day otherwise. In a drunken state these girls will not appear to be ugly, therefore earning them the title sneaky sue
pete:man, lawrence was hammered last night.
me: dude did you see that fat chick he was making out with last night?
pete: yeah man she was definitely a sneaky sue.
me:damn he always gets sue'd.
by pdaddy8338 October 11, 2007
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snuggable

something so cute it just makes you want to snuggle with it and fall asleep. Usually reffering to an animal or blanket of some sort. Sometimes used to describe a overwhelming feeling of warm fuzziness.
I saw the cutest kitten the other day! It looked so snuggable!

My blankie is so snuggable!
by Courtney November 28, 2004
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Sneako

Noun:
A man who lets his girlfriend get fucked by other men for sexual pleasure.
Man #1: I'm a Sneako during sex, I watch my girl get dicked down while I cry silently in the corner!
Man #2: Wow, that's so based and redpilled of you.
by jourteen March 19, 2023
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snaffletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.
by scabeater January 18, 2010
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diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.
by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008
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