Skip to main content

Silver hatter

A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...
Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!
by glassybubbles122 December 17, 2011
mugGet the Silver hatter mug.

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
by Jemagu December 29, 2011
mugGet the Silver Platterpuss mug.

Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.
Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...
by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012
mugGet the Silver mullet mug.

Silver 5

A rank in the popular MOBA League of Legends. People in this rank think of themselves as "Good at the game" although they are terrible. Silver 5 players are also bad at grammar but still attempt to correct others.
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: STFU dude im silver 5 not like you're bronze ass
XxMysticWindxX: but silver 5 isn't even good
XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: Wow you really are a noob
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: 9x report Mystic cause he is a noob and racist
/all XxMysticWindxX: lol you're just one of those silver 5 kids xDDDD
/all XxXxNooBlOrDxXxX: lol wrong your fuckwit
by Thrippith the fourth May 31, 2015
mugGet the Silver 5 mug.

Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.
Tonight I am going to create a silver river.
by Buddy101 November 2, 2015
mugGet the Silver river mug.

Silverfish

A granny, silver haired cougar, etc., who hits on younger guys in the attmept to get sex with a young stud.
I was at the home visiting my nana on Tuesday and as I was walking the hall to leave, a silverfish was chatting me up, hitting on me. I ended up banging her in the laundry room.
by Catagnus May 2, 2016
mugGet the Silverfish mug.

Silverback

This is the act of pulling out and busting on your girls back whilst she's in the doggy position then throwing an old grandad/gandma's "silver" pubic hair over her
Dude I found some granny pubes so im gonna silverback my girl
by Bigwhacker19 February 24, 2017
mugGet the Silverback mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email