shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

Sartinz

Just when the setting of the vibre kadibre are gwannin’ the fields doing up majors

What are the sartinz happening

by Vibre kadibre April 15, 2021

Shart

The act of trusting a fart and shitting thine pants. It’s like a fart but you poop a lil.

“But like really, on a scale of one to ten, how stanky are your sharts”

by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021

Shart

When you squat

Omg I just squatted and now I shart!!

by Iamsocool7idontshartiswear May 7, 2021

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

shart

ur mom! a word that was made from the words shit and fart, and to say when i shart it means i was going to fart but shit came out too :3

charles : hey bbg ;c
lily : what’s up dog!

charles : i sharted 3:
lily : what a shame
*pause*
lily : i heard ur gonna be a goblin 4 halloween xD
charles : no i’m going as a clown 😭😭😭

lily : goblin deez nutz!!

by scwary:3 xD May 12, 2021