i had not showered in a few days and as soon as i walked in the door, the neighbors german shepard ball sharked the shit out of me.
by def con juan May 6, 2010
Get the ball sharkmug. A shark stuffed in a giant taco shell btw if u don't leik sharks than you are a HORRIBLE person, well, exceptdid u see that taco shar if u are afraid of sharks.
by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021
Get the taco sharkmug. The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark
"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
by MelonShark January 19, 2010
Get the Watermelon Sharkmug. Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Sharkmug. A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.
In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.
by RedneckSatyr November 17, 2011
Get the Shark Attackmug. by SpacerMike July 23, 2016
Get the shark tankingmug. by the queen July 17, 2003
Get the pop sharksmug.