Slinky Dick

The act of your penis retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the penis to shrivel up into a small penis that resembles that of a slinky

Sitting on the toilet this morning, I went to take a shit and then I realized I had a slinky dick

by DaCandy Shop February 22, 2011

Swanky

so ''S''exy, its ''Wank''able

- person: 'hey look at my new shirt'
- other person: 'Swanky' ;D

by charrpride April 21, 2011

Mexican Stinky Balls

A sexual act when the man defecates on his own genitals and then has his partner lick them clean.

After giving his girlfriend a Dirty Sanchez Dave decided to go a step further by giving her the old Mexican Stinky Balls.

by Angry Dragons3 January 6, 2009

stinky mohawk

n.
the hair that grows between your chode to your anus. ass hair.

"why wont you just floss your teeth with my stinky mohawk?"

or

"hey man not cool... i just saw your stinky mohawk!"

by rene x truth May 11, 2006

Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

stinky trombone

a biological musical instrument in which one's gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one's rectum while also creating a pungent animal aroma.

Raman Tootsaway: "Dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib."

Alex: "Aww sorry bro, I left my flugglehorn at my girl's house."

Raman: "No worries broseph, just get some T Bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone."

by Stanky Tootsalot July 30, 2009

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

by Chasadia April 22, 2019