Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 June 12, 2012

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 04, 2006

Texan Squirrel Dip

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 13, 2017

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta October 30, 2015

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022