Watermelon Shark

The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark

"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"

"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*

by MelonShark January 19, 2010

herpe shark

Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.

BRIE,swim away from the herpe shark!

by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005

Banana Shark

Banana Shark Someone who tends to use teeth while giving head.

Oh man! I'm going to get head tonight!

Watch out, Janice is a bit of a Banana Shark.

by MrDiglett July 29, 2019

Shark Boy

Shark Boy be weak. Only can swim. Not good at anything else.

Shark boy be weak.

by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

taco shark

A shark stuffed in a giant taco shell btw if u don't leik sharks than you are a HORRIBLE person, well, exceptdid u see that taco shar if u are afraid of sharks.

did you see that taco shark at taco-bell? its apparently their new mascot!!

by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021

pop sharks

player haters

yo, them pop sharks make me sick! always hatin!

by the queen July 17, 2003