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attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.
Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.
by Marquismarq April 11, 2017
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squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
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Shameful Dan

When your significant other eats your ass and you accidentally fart in their mouth
Hey bro, my wife ate my ass and I accidently gave her the shameful Dan
by Shameless Ray November 19, 2022
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Shaming

Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.

Hym *deep breath* "........................................"

Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."

Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"

Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."

Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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shame jelly

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
by SnowmaND October 14, 2023
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Woo Shaming

The justifiable ridicule of those so ignorant of how the Universe really works, that they subscribe to nonsense such as homeopathy and crystal power.
There are some things that are so patently absurd as to be unworthy of arguing against; those who believe in these things are lost beyond redemption, and the only thing left to do is engage in woo shaming.
by Ian David January 6, 2014
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Shame Bait

The social media practice of trying to shame them for not liking or sharing the content
Shame Bait Examples:

-Jesus is Lord! I bet you nobody will share this on their timeline!
-This poor dog is lonely, I hope she can get just one share.
by Dr. Bensalot April 10, 2020
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