screwston

city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

Scp-1471

Scp-1471 is a mobile app called MalO on the app store. Upon installation Scp-1471 will create no icon or shortcuts, it will then send images around 3-6 hours showing Scp-1471-A which appears as a humanoid figure with a canid-like skull and black hair. More then 72 hours of exposure will result in Scp-1471-A sending images of the person in real time, 90 hours and more will result in Scp-1471 appearing in the victim's peripheral vision, reflective surfaces, or both.

Scp-1471-A: Senpai, wanna breach me tonight?
Scp-1471-A: 05 will never find out OWO...

by 05 council April 17, 2019

sleep schedule

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

George School

A preppy school full of drugs and rich kids. Even though most kids don't really give a fuck, people here are unique and kinda do their own thing. Lots of cults and groups, and sports aren't the best but we try. It's kinda like when worlds collide, whereas there's the weirdos, insta bloggers, theater kids, sports jocks, and the gays all in one campus. Some kids work till they croak, others do anything they can to get expelled. Teachers have no clue what's going on, they just go on with their day. Oh, and the staff pretend like everything's perfect and spiritual when in reality most kids don't care about Quaker bullshit. The ones who do drink the private school kool-aid.

Other high schooler: wait bro where do you go?
You: George school...
Other high schooler: ahh what? You guys must be spoiled. What kinda school is that?
You: it's fake and we're not perfect like you think private schools are

by trustmeyoudontwannaknow May 5, 2020

Capital high school

A terrible fucking place where snakes roam the hallways, don’t stand in the same place for too long or some nigga with rainbow hair will definitely roll up on ur ass and talk about anime. If u see that sketchy kid in the back reach for his bag fucking run you don’t have long to live (aye but at least we aren’t Boise high lol fuck that school)

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to capital High school”

“oh u must be a fucking faggot lol”

by TittyBoiMac October 15, 2018

Deer creek middle school

- hell

- rich kids only

- weirdos and popular kids

- white people that act black

- blueface everywhere

- Gucci belts

- airpods

- thots

- technically all white people, few black

Guy1: I sMeLl BrOkE aT deer creek middle school!

Guy2: BLUEFACE YE IGHT IM EVERYONES FANTASY AT DEER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL!

by Purple nipple gang February 24, 2019