Disney Ring

The championship ring won by the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2019-20 NBA season that doesn’t count. This makes LeBron’s finals record 3-6 instead of 4-6

Retard - LeBron James has won 4 championships!

Normal, Sensible Person - No LeBum only has won 3 championships because the Disney Ring doesn’t count.

by 5brodude January 24, 2023

Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!

"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"

by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008

ringing the gong

The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.

Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.

Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.

by brohamovich April 29, 2008

Pudding Ring

When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.

If someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.

by The Third Guide to Life July 14, 2010

one ring

The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.

Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah

by Luv2Bcrazy September 9, 2009

ring finger

the finger that doesn't go in any hole

dude I'm so sad my ring finger doesn't get any action

by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

Class Ring

To wrap one's penis around a finger so it resembles a ring on a finger. Commonly used in the penis showing game.

Kirk tricked Bob into looking directly into his Class Ring. Resulting in Kirk being able to kick Bob's ass twice for being gay.

by John Netmuer November 28, 2005