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Rear Admiral

while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture
"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."
by dan December 5, 2003
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Mind Reader

Google. It can probably guess what word you want before you even finish typing it.
Why are there chips in my bag of air? Idk, ask the Mind Reader.
by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011
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read the bible

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006
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rear-view regret

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!
by the lengendary ironwood April 15, 2009
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READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.
"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."
by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009
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Readin books

You:Hey bro lets start readin books
Bro: Sure bro i wanna learn
by Koolaiddude January 28, 2010
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Rear END Spartan

when she does a hand stand you use a ancient condom"sperm dired condom" to fuck her in a anail plessure
Dude Your mom let me give her such a hardcore Rear END spartanlast night it made me crie.
by Sparta600 October 17, 2011
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