pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.

"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump

by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

pussy

1. a chicks vaginaa.
2. a kitty ( :

Amanda: Ashley, My pussy is dripping wet!
Ashley: Ok, what d you want me to do?
Amanda: Play with it. ( :
Ashley: Oh, it taste so good.

by stickitinmehard(: February 8, 2010

pussy lips

the thin and some times flappy pieces of skin around a girl/women's pussy hole

ben:yo man i fucked clair last night.
john: hay welcome to the club i had her at a party but i was so drunk i can only remember one thing.
ben+john:those were some fatass!! pussy lips

by robert f-g January 25, 2004

pussy booger

a vaginal discharge or secretion from ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance

After her long run, emily had collected pussy boogers in her panties.

by beyond bling ryders November 16, 2006

Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008