A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Yo those people calling calling for the pardoning of everyone in prison were actually protestatoots paid by foreign governments.
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Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
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What is the protest du jour for today? Yesterday we protested against (fill in the blank). Today we protest against (fill in the blank for something different than the previous protest).
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