Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.

Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.

by TankoManko February 24, 2015

pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.

Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot

by likwidmuse October 15, 2011

Pot Noodle Day

On the 21st October, 19th September and February 16th. You must eat a pot noodle. You deserve it.

I would also like to thank my friends Tiffany and Zara.
By Susan

"Hey Mum, Can I Have A Pot Noodle?"
"Why?"
"Because, Today Is Pot Noodle Day!"

by theooficer January 19, 2021

Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017

Alabama Pot Pie

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???

by LIQADIQ February 17, 2010

side pot

a girl who is your side pussy. you have the main girls you are after and then there is your side pot who is easy pussy and u can hit her anytime. she also buys you things and gives you rides everywhere. she knows you drill other girls and you know that she knows u drill other girls but she stays faithful and likes to pretend you two are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Guy 1:are you hangin out with her tonite??

Guy 2:hahah no way shes my side pot but ill probably hit that later on tonite

by geno009 April 8, 2008

Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position to be used during foreplay.

When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.

Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."

by RobertFrazer June 15, 2015