Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

glitter positive

HSV+

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.

by Sassybrat63252 November 5, 2022

Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask

I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair

by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022

Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.

Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.

Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023

Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)

"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."

by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023