Pizza

The latest addition to the vegetable family.

The U.S. Congress recently announced pizza as a vegetable due to the amount of TOMATO puree inside, of course we all know tomato is a fruit, Oh how we love America

by Beefmcabington November 25, 2011

Pizza Rolls

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.

Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 2, 2016

Trailer Park Pizza

when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt

Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again

by Chchcheckitout! May 9, 2010

Flipping The Pizza

When a man takes his erection and tucks it between his legs and inserts it into his own anus.

Keith walked in on John as he was flipping the pizza.

by keithwalmart January 24, 2011

pizza lips

A big fat pussy that looks like a large slice of pizza folded in half, in which the inner portion resembles flapping pepperoni and sauce at the begining stages of coagulation.

Don't tap that shit, she's got pizza lips.

by R & R Ferguson December 3, 2007

Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.

" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "

by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007

Pac Man Pizza

1. An extemely small pizza, the size of Pac Man.
2. A pizza with a slice removed to make it look like Pac Man.

1. "This pizza is the size of Pac Man."
2. "Dude, check it out, I took a slice of pizza and now it looks like Pac Man."

Evan: "How was it?"
Chuck: "It would have been better if I could have tasted it, it was so small."

by Zero7795 August 22, 2005