Pocket Pussy

A kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.

The most desirable of cats, as "They are so cute at that age."
See also: Teacup Kitten

Pocket pussy (pussies) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.

by Ukir September 29, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

hot pita pocket with extra sprouts

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.

Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night

by Mark Elliott October 25, 2006

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011

Love Pocket

Slang Term : for vagina

Descripition: a pocket in which you make sweet love in

As that sweet mexican juan shoved his dick into her pussy she screamed O YA FUCK MY LOVE POCKET U STUPID BITCH. And he replied No comprende

by Noahwashere December 18, 2006

Pocketlion

A small lion that fits in one's pocket and is used to attack unsuspecting victoms. Pocketlions can be deflected, but if it's done too late...well...it's too late.

"I have a lion in my pocket."
"Oh no, not a pocketlion!"

by CheebsF69 August 10, 2008

Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.

She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.

by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016