Paradox

The collection of two docks

American Middle-Man: Man! That guys so rich he has a paradox!!
American Middle-Man #2: Couldn't have bailed us out could he?

by JoeManx June 2, 2009

Pride parade

Adults who string words together, then turn them into acronyms (see LGBTQIA) to give their movement a sense of seriousness and legitimacy. The main ritual of this amalgamation of people is marching forward, resembling all relevant characteristics of a funeral procession (except the dead guy - uh, oh, I mean 'person' ) A common attribute found among the members of this movement is the belief that making yourself look different means you're different. The foundation of the movement is what its members find attractive enough for sexual inter-course. The main symbol adopted by this group is the rainbow color palette, which eventually amounts to a blank paper-white - so much for being different. The movement is yet to come up with a catchy slogan ( LGBTQIA doesn't really lend itself to chanting.)

I could give a few suggestions for a Pride parade slogan (or a catchphrase) : 'We're here and we're queer! ', 'Pride is right! Pride is right!', 'We walk, we talk, we'll screw with whoever we want!'

by Fanny P. Ack June 30, 2019

paradox

1: Something that contradicts itself , eg:
You need A to get B. You cant get A without having B.

2: A popular Hacking/Cracking team which makes keygens and warez. Their programs often have catchy techno loops in the background.

1: You need a to get to B.
You cant get A without having B.

2: I always use Paradox, for keygens and cool shit. They are so leet, but you dont hear much from em anymore. =/

by my kjones June 20, 2006

paradox

A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.

You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.

by Laur June 22, 2003

peddles of paradise

The lips of a womans hatchet wound.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a contradiction.

Russell's Paradox is a good example. Russell poses the question: "If R is a set of all sets which don't contain themselves, does R contain itself?" If it does, then it doesn't. If it doesn't, then it does.

by Colin Wetherbee June 24, 2003

pakid

Greatest word ever made. For the definition see to paki

You just got pakid by Mrs. Washabaugh.

by TheWakiPaki April 24, 2008