(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.
Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?
Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
by KeithsDeadBaby February 02, 2011
When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.
by Tiberius183 May 23, 2020
An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.
Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!
by The Fig December 30, 2010
Another term for referring to a male as gay. Derived from 3 guys sitting on the same side of a booth and a drunk gay guy calling out the middle one as gay.
by MollyWhomp December 11, 2008
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by Ackroyd January 20, 2008