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poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.
self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"
by AKAStavros November 6, 2009
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Poo Dinky

I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.
by TAHS2008 April 3, 2009
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Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
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wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.
1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool
by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017
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Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.
I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.
by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011
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Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.
I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.
by fuckrealism June 11, 2019
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