P the B's

Pump the Breaks. You use this phrase when you want someone to slow down. This is used instead of the terms "relax" or "chill out"

Kyle told Sara to P the B's when she asked him to get married prematurely.

by Awesomenessnessness21 June 18, 2011

Ottis P. Schodinger

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

Filthy P

A person preferably from NY, who sucks the meat off of chicken wing bones.

Did you see filthy p in Friday's last weekend?
Yeah, he took the meat off the bones.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016

P.M.

Pussy Magnet

Dude that beach cruiser is a P.M.

by Number6618 June 20, 2017

p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018