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un-nut

When something is so foul that you are forced to take back your nut.
Did you see Brenda’s hair today? So gross I’m un-nutting right now.
by Mythical toaster September 25, 2018
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Shafty Nut

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
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Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.
noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.
by MostValuableB November 25, 2018
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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.
"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."
by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018
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Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
by InDedede July 3, 2022
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