Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
by Life adventurer November 03, 2023
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Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.
Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.
by 2 centricle October 22, 2022
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soft shrock

"He was soft shrock"
by Bestestbitcharound June 01, 2017
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Soft-batch

You see shawty over dere she a Soft-batch
by Chunkey January 27, 2011
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Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.
Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.
by GirlQchi February 07, 2025
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soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.
"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.
by Yonell November 18, 2017
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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
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