Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.

Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...

by P901 October 24, 2010

oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops

You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!

by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024

open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023

Opened

Not closed or blocked, such as my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear

I always was wet peeing inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, until I opened the fly that my pee came out of my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!

by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020