One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

one track mind

1. an individual who can only focus on one thing at a time

2. someone who always thinks about sex

1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?

***tom's phone vibrates

maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.

tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?

maggie: a pox on your one track mind

2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!

dan: you know what i like? sex!

by Rio de Riley September 15, 2009

one and one

a bag of heroin and coke together.

i wanted to do a speedball so i told my connect i need a "one and one" bag.

by fresh stallion April 12, 2010

one hitter quitter

getting knocked the fuck out wit one punch!

dont fuk wit me i got that one hitter quitter

by Raul November 13, 2003

one-inch-pinch

when your penis is one inch or shorter

omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch

by mr.p May 18, 2006

One percent

Adjective: To go all expense or upgrade something.

"Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"

"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"

by Staxx on Z1043 November 21, 2011

One Direction

The biggest pile of wank known to humanity. Each member in the boy band, stick each others genitalia in each others back passage. Forming a circle, whilst singing "This is what makes me beautiful."

Most girls say "me 4 harry styles" etc etc etc. When actually the boys don't even know they exist.

Nearly as gay as Justin Beiber.

Judith: "Ohhh, that was painful i just shat out One Direction."

Casandra: " Oh that smells awful, oh Judith that's disgraceful!"

Gerald: "Judith, let me see!"

*10 seconds later*
*Gerald vomits over Casandra's face whilst Casandra is in so shock she shits out Justin Beiber.*

by donkeyballs95 August 23, 2012