Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014

road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

road rules

a show on mtv

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

road rules

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

by blondie July 12, 2003

road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.

That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.

by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009

Road Pussy

The smell the vagina starts to make while riding on a vehicle for 4 or more hours.

Hey Big Don.... What does your hand smell like if you grab my pussy?

Big Don: Road Pussy , you need to baby wipe that at the next stop!

by Yogisara February 27, 2021

road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003