Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 January 8, 2008

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

speed trip

The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.

(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)

I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass

She got a SPEED BUMP!

by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

Speeds Up

Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.

Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.

Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"

Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"

Friend 2: "Speeds up!"

by callMeIvan December 25, 2022