ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022

Ur mum

Emily.

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum

by Big Mac attacker falguni May 2, 2024

Yo mum

Yo mum

Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing

by TTVtafhu March 13, 2022

Mum

British slang for "Get bjig bootix deekly tickle!"

You are my mum.

by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022

bryce's mum

bryce's mom is. a milf with big boobies

bryce's mum is a milf

by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

ur mum gay

Probably one of the most hurtful insults that can cross your tongue. Used only in extreme circumstances to completely obliterate the other person.

Person 1: “I just stole your memes.”
Person 2: “well ur mum gay.”
Person 1: *dies*

by UrMumGay123456789 January 13, 2022