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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
by queuesdechat April 12, 2022
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Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin
Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!
by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017
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Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014
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beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023
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Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.
If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.
by Stevile September 4, 2011
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Muff

The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.
by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 July 8, 2016
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