''I saw A Mouse''.
by Slender end December 28, 2022

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

"Oh my god I can't believe she threw that pink mouse at you! "
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."
by KnucklesToledo January 13, 2015

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.
Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
by xSD-305x March 27, 2024

by Lakemouse101 July 18, 2019
