mental unstableness

When you commit not alot of braincells so you not know lots

You has mental unstableness.

by RobloxGam0r October 10, 2019

mentally deranged people

the type of people who don't even understand communism nor capitalism but have fallen victim to capitalist propaganda. capitalism, or crapitalism is a shit form of government that does not care about their people and will wage war with nations which disagree with them on some things. mentally deranged people are people who write define communism on the Urban Dictionary and write some shit like "no father figure", whilst a full essay on why capitalism sucks was written here too. nobody on this website even wrote a neutral viewpoint describing communism, having no jokes, just defining what it means. This is the society we live in. "Everyone elses opinion is wrong because I said so". on this website are a few ones "describing" communism and in them are only some "fatherless" memes or saying that theyre retarded. Our society is becoming worse by the milisecond. we have to realize that capitalism is not natural. It only cares about profit and lying to their people. Yeah, some communists did that a lot worse than capitalism could ever do (like for say, Stalin or Mao), but youre not better than them if you act like they did. it is estimated that over 650 milion people died from capitalist yoke like being fired from your job by a mean boss or being kicked out from your house by your parasitic landlord.

Person 1: "Communism is fatherless"
Person 2: "Go fuck yourself it isnt funny youre the most mentally deranged person from the most mentally deranged people ever how about you learn what it is stupid peice of capitalist shit"

by gigachad1 August 19, 2022

Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.

I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.

by EvilSatanWorshipper April 27, 2019

Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

Mental Face

A face usually used by normal people to look like mentals. Involves tilting the head forward, putting an angry look on your face and jutting out of the jaw. Usually best executed by people with braces on. Holding up your fist and shaking it is another good addition to complete the mental look.

me: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

victor: *mental face*

by ODubz April 7, 2010

mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011