midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004

midget slayer

one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.

i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood

by h0gan September 11, 2008

chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

Hanging minger

A Hanging minger
First you have to find a baby and put it in a bin bag and then hanging it on a tree, after the following steps, use this as a piñata on the babies mothers birthday.

Omg what prize did I win!?!
OMG IS THAT MY SON!?!?!
OMG THAT'S A HANGING MINGER

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

Mangenuity

The idea or use of an object in a manly way for other than its intended purpose.

Becky: Did you hear? John forgot condoms, so he searched his garage and used an air duct filter instead!"
Alice: Damn, sounds to me like he used some mangenuity!"

by AutoCAD Slave December 10, 2009

midget

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

by Pakidz December 8, 2006