May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

Mid May

mid may is when playboi carti will drop narcissist

Carti droppin mid may trust 🙏😭

by SlattSlattSlattSlattSlatt June 4, 2023

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!

Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo

by carmen winstead April 18, 2022

queen may

Also known as the Great Matthias. The Most beautiful, talented man going. The official Facebook Queen bey doppelganger

Queen may is fabulous

by Zlatan123987 March 24, 2017