Matthew

An idiot that is ugly,stupid and has a terrible singing voice.

MATTHEW SHUT UP NOW!

by Godzilla Killer May 7, 2018

Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.

The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence

by sarasmellsweird October 29, 2020

Matthews

To mess up ones fake tanning attempt resulting in an orange and white striped tiger-like look.

Check out how patchy that girl is, she has done a Matthews!

by BlueRover July 7, 2011

matthew

loves to stick toothbrushes up girls vaginas

matthew is a gabby

by coolgirl4758966743 May 25, 2016

Matthew

Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.

"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."

by Irrelevant.0 November 8, 2017

Matthew Williams

A cute chubby kid who has a nice dick and is gay. His type is black Muslims and he loves sucking their dick

Oh Matthew suck it suck it good
That such a Matthew Williams

by Mattlovehew May 8, 2019

Matthew

A mentally handicapped person, who is overly macho, yet doesn't have the balls to take on ANY of his enemies, or live dangerously!!!!

Me: Hey Matthew, step on the gas and stop picking fights with drivers on the road while driving 25 mph.

Matthew: I'LL PULL OVER AND TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW!!!!

Me: Stop talking about it, grow a pair, and do it already!!!!

Matthew: UR GONNA GET IT!!!!!!.......eventually *under his breath*

by Bri-A-Lou August 25, 2012