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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018
by Reagulayte January 03, 2020
Yeah, people have sex. But masturbation feels nice. Sometimes you gotta get horny and read stories about masturbation while masturbating to them.
Masturbation erotica for you:
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.
Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.
Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.
by chronicmasturb8or67 April 14, 2024
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
by Safali March 15, 2016
by Nacho Gomez October 09, 2024
A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.
by AJ Nel November 15, 2015