mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022

eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

mickey mouse stream

so, a mickey mouse stream basically is

thank you, i hope this was helpful!

quackity end the mickey mouse stream!!!

by elig? April 16, 2021

slaughter mouse

Son of a rat

1.Hey
2.nah shut up you a slaughter mouse

by Gueko October 17, 2020